Hello, my name is Mr. Malley

I just came across this on YouTube: “iPhone: the Music Video” by David Pogue from The New York Times:

Then, I saw this one (also by David Pogue):

Then, while on LiveJournal, I witnessed this atrocity:

In true dork fashion, I will now blog about the manual labor I have ahead of me …

Gotta shovel? Good back? Man. It’s going to be a long, hot day.

Update: 1-ton of rocks has nothing on me.

As a suburban home owner, I must admit that I spend way too much time wondering why my neighbor doesn’t fix his sprinkler head that just poors water down his driveway, or buy a weed wacker (or at least borrow mine), or fertilizes so heavily in strips so that he burns lines into his lawn. You get the point. I’m a bit anal about my neighbors’ lawn maintenance.

Which is why … this story out of the Grand Rapids area caught my attention. Apparently it is a law in White Cloud, MI that every yard must have grass covering their lawn? And, despite this man’s attempts to grow grass, he has been unsuccessful. So, he could be going to jail!

Justice served!